My Adam and Eve dialogue
In the east in Eden Two creatures of man were walking around the knew earth. What I mean by the new earth means that when the world was so new and all, thy self would be walking on new earth too. Then the lady and the man saw each other.
"Thou art my love," The woman, Eve, said when she and the man ad got to know each other. Eve continued, "Doth not thou want to marry me? Adam? Yoo-hoo? Is thou in this world any more?" Eve knocked on Adam's head a couple times before he said, "What did thou say? I think I heard some thing about darth Vader and thous or some thing. Am I right?"
"NO!"
"Hey doth not hit me!" Adam yelled at Eve.
"So, when's is the wedding going to be?" Eve continued like nothing had happened.
"Um... the third day of today?"
"Sure." Eve said. Three days later God made every thing full bloomed, blossomed and beautiful. After the wedding, a Serpent came up to Eve and said, "Congratulations. So, are you hungry? Because, there's a tree over there with delicious looking fruit on it. How about thou go's and get Adam and tell him to come with you and eat those delicious fruit." Eve went and got Adam. When Adam and Eve got to the tree of knowledge, Adam said, "O, I'm sorry Eve but I can't eat from this tree. God forbid me to. I'm sorry, but I can't eat it and neither can thou."
"But Adam, we have too eat the apples. They're golden and juicy, they can make us seem better than God himself. What does thou think of that?" Eve gave Adam big sad eyes.
Like a small dogs' eyes.
"I mean," Eve continued thou art the apple of my eye. And I would be sad if I ate the Apple alone." Eve made a pouty face at Adam. Adam couldn't stand it.
"Fine." He said. And so Eve climbed up the tree of knowledge and passed the first apple she picked down to Adam. Then Eve picked another apple and told Adam, "This one's mine, so don't eat it." Adam nodded. Eve climbed back down from the tree of knowledge. When Adam and Eve took three bites of the apples, they suddenly became aware of their nakedness. And so Adam and Eve found leaves from which they sew together and covered themselves with. Then, with their new leaf cloths, Adam and Eve used their new clothes as disguises and they hid behind bushes. Then God came to them and said, "Adam, yoohoo? Where are you? Helllo? Any one home?"
" Thank you." Eve muttered. She thought God just proved that it was hard to get Adam in the world. Adam called out, "God! I'm over here!"
"Adam!"
"That's my name!"
"Why are you hiding?" God asked Adam.
" Hiding? Pfft. Hiding from God? Who would do that?" Adam lied. God said, "Um... You?"
"Me?"
"Yes. Art thou deft or some thing?"
"No. I'm simply discussing an invention that I want you do make wit my lovely yet scary wife Eve. It's called," Adam spread his arms out in front of him and said, "It's called, um honey what did I say before? Oh, what ever. Um... a book. Yeah, that's right. It's called a book. It has pages made out of trees and words made out of... ink. Oh and, and you can get information out of it. Oh, and stories. Stories are good." God said.
"Adam, I know thou and Eve ate from the tree of knowledge. But that book idea was good. I'll think about that. But now
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